Aw, look, it’s Thing in a Halloween costume. Well, you know of course what we have to do with a severed-Carl-hand-wearing-a-Garfield-puppet: VOODOO RITUAL! Booga booga booga!
Ah! Lun! Lun for your rife! It is Hando no Caru Kaiju!
Well, I have the perfect soundtrack to play while the monstrous animated zombie hand of Carl – in a Garfield suit – rampages down the Strip and knocks over the Stratosphere (yes!). That’s right, everyone…
HOW ABOUT A NICE POLKA!
This is The Scrantones doing that Frankie Yankovic classic The Pennsylvania Polka, and no, I don’t know why I did this terrible terrible thing.
Now someone get some goddamned midget twins to sing this giant zombie hand – in a Garfield suit – to sleep!