3-15-10 Lemon Demon – The Ultimate Showdown
Posted by Sean on March 15, 2010
Be careful, Shanoah. A crack comparing the Navy to bloodthirsty Vikings comes dangerously close to not Supporting Our Troops™. And you don’t want Cobra Commander I mean the terrorists to win the Eternal War on Terror and Evil, now do you? Why, the forces of niceness and goodness and democracy and puppy dogs are locked in combat mortal with the forces of badness and not democracy and guys with beards  and voting Democratic! Don’t you get it!
IT’S THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!
Do not mess with Mister Rogers, man. Guy was a SEAL. Read it in an e-mail somewhere. Dude will fuck you up.
Admit it. You would pay money to see The Ultimate Showdown adapted into a big-ticket summer blockbuster. Why, it’d be like a Joel Schumacher “re-imagining” of The Wizard of Oz! “Good guys, bad guys and explosions, oh my!”
 Which puts me squarely in the corner of evil. For some reason, I’m okay with that.