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4-23-09 Fuck the Earth Day

Posted by Sean on April 23, 2009

Yeeeeaaaaaah… The Naked Now. Wasn’t that just the original series episode The Naked Time with a fresh coat of paint and some hot blonde-on-android action for the fanfickers?

Think of the possibilities with an android pleasurebot, though. The positions! The ATTACHMENTS! Star Trek meets Heavy Metal! Woo hoo!

On that somewhat disturbing note… Yesterday was Earth Day, when all of mankind comes together to recognize our stewardship of Earth for our children and our children’s children, the little ingrates. But what about an environmental holiday for non-environmentalists? who go into violent convulsions whenever they hear the words “spotted owl”? Hence, I’m proud, and I’m sure UhhSplat is proud, too, to present this PSA on “Earth Day for the Rest of Us”, otherwise known as Fuck the Earth Day.

Devil’s Advocate: But Sean, don’t you consider yourself an environmentalist?

I do, Mr. Pacino. But that doesn’t mean I can’t laugh at my own beliefs.

Not Work Safe, as if I have to tell you, for repeated use of a Very Bad Word. You know, fuck.


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