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2-14-09 Happy Get Some Booty I Mean Valentine’s Day!

Posted by Sean on February 15, 2009

Well, once again I shall completely ignore the current theme in order to bring you something about Valentine’s Day.

Ah yes, Valentine’s Day: that time of the year when we men show that Special Someone how much we love her because we know it’s our best and possibly only chance during the year to get inside her pants.

Yes, it’s true. You can say Valentine’s Day is about Romance and True Love and Boosting Greeting Card Sales all you want. But, for men, the whole point behind Romance and True Love (and Boosting Greeting Card Sales if you’re a greeting card salesman) is Getting Naked With Someone And Shtuping Her Until You’re Blind.

That’s the Reason for the Season. In fact, you could say it’s the reason for everything men do. You can’t tell me that, in some primitive part of Theodore Roosevlet’s brain, he wasn’t sidling up to some hottie in a singles bar and saying, “Hey there. You know the Panama Canal? Greatest civil works project in history? Connects the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans? That’s me. I did that.”

So, in honor of Valentine’s Day, One Neat Thing a Day is proud to offer this Realistic Sex Scene. After all, it is the Reason for the Season: To Get More Pleasin’.

Oh, and do I even have to mention that this isn’t work safe?

Courtesy of collegehumor (site here).

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