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1-29-09 Archie Campbell turders the mairy fale Pee Little Thrigs

Posted by Sean on January 29, 2009

Ah yes, Fractured Fairy Tales. They were one of the best parts of Rocky and Bullwinkle. (I hate to say it, but they were often the best parts of Rocky and Bullwinkle)

Since it looks like we’re going to be on our own fractured fairy tale kick for a while, I’d like to shift gears to the fable of the Three Little Pigs. Or, as a certain Rev. Spooner, or Arthur Campbell, might put it, Pee Little Thrigs.

This is Pee Little Thrigs as recited by Rick Connolly. (No, I don’t know him, and you probably don’t, either) What’s remarkable is that Connolly does it pretty much from memory – either that, or the home video camera that he’s talking into has a teleprompter.

Courtesy of jlharvey1.

A slightly more depressing version, where that weisenheimer pig gets his comeuppance, can be found at Goonerisms Spalore, which probably has one of the best slogans I’ve ever heard, “Meduating the Asses since 1997”. (Goonerisms are of course completely different from Gunnerisms, so-called because the man who came up with them wasn’t named Gunner)

Thanks to Joe McGasko’s Surface Noise show on WFMU for Al “Jazzbo” Collins’ version of Pee Little Thrigs.


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