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8-15-08 Tom Rubnitz – Strawberry Shortcut

Posted by Sean on August 15, 2008

Okay, you may remember a post from some time back about a short from Tom Rubnitz entitled Pickle Surprise. Waitaminnit, what do I mean “may remember”? The Rubnitzness of Pickle Suprise is probably seared into your prefrontal lobes forever, and no amount of painful therapy or neurosurgery will ever get it out.

Anyway, Tom decided to revisit unpleasant sexual fetishes a year after shooting 1990’s Pickle Surprise with Strawberry Short-Cut. Don’t know what a strawberry short-cut is? Well, according to the Urban Dictionary, a strawberry shortcake is:

The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner’s face, and then the male punches his partner’s nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

A strawberry short-cut is even simpler: you just pop your partner in the nose! Man, and I thought I was twisted. I’m practically Ozzie and Harriet compared to some of the stuff out there…

Courtesy of glectro.


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