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    Sean Daily is an English major from New Jersey now living in Las Vegas, the Other City of Lights. "I consider 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' to be comfort reading, I like the al pastor tacos at Tacos Mexico and I count among my literary influences the Chainsaw from 'Doom'. 'RRRRRR! You don't like that, do you, Mr. Undead Marine! RRRRRR!'"

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Your What the FUCK for 5-27-08

Posted by Sean on May 27, 2008

Well, the good news is that John McCain won’t be elected. The bad news is that Hillary is going to accept the Antichrist as her Anti-Savior and bring about the Rapture.

It’s true! The Bible sort of tells me so! Or, to be more exact, the Bible sort of tells the good folks at http://www.satansrapture.com/obama.htm so.

Oh, and Bush is going to launch an invasion of Iran in May of 2008. (Only four more days to go, George! C’mon! Get with the self-fulfilling prophecy!)

But, hey, at least Osama I mean Obama is going to be assassinated. The uptighty whitey Republicans have at least have that silver lining: the Lord of Flies has risen from the pit and is munching on Cleveland, but at least the half-breed with the Muslim name isn’t president! I mean, could you imagine having a young, energetic black man in the Oval Office instead of another out-of-touch doughy old white guy? It’ll be wacky.

I’m sure that Shanoah would love to comment on Bible codes like this. You know you want to, Shanoah… Give in… Give in to the diabolical urge…

Courtesy of the good folks at the Church of the subGenius’ High Weirdness Project Bulldada Newsblog.

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