1-9-09 Sore, wet, hot, tight, bald, free pussy

Oh dear, I think I might have created a monster – one with big balls. Well, might as well ride this strange torpedo until it hits.

I may not be the best person to bring along on a romp through Dirty Song Land [1], though. I’m such an innocent that I couldn’t even think of a dirty song to post (besides Big Balls, of course, and that doesn’t count).

Lucky for me, there’s the Internet. Yes! You can get dirty songs on the Internet! And you can get pictures of naked women doing what they sing about in those dirty songs, too! I was shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

So I went to a board at Yelp San Francisco (Frisco… what a surprise) where they were listing every funny dirty song that they knew. It’s a treasure trove of knowledge, and I highly recommend it. Anyway, I scrolled down until I found one that I liked. Then I scrolled through it a few more times, just to be sure. And a few more times because you never know.

This is The Pussycat Song, also known as Just a Friendly Little Cat, from the Bob and Tom Show, and it’s got all kinds of pussies in it – furry, cute little pussies. And if you haven’t gathered already, it’s not work safe.

Courtesy of eviemun.

[1] It’s kind of like Candyland. But stickier.