11-7-08 Rocky Horror Picture Show – The Time Warp

Now, Shanoah, since you’ve done something on Timothy Leary (”Timothy Leary’s dead… undead undead undead…”), I suppose I could post something about LSD and psychedelia.

But since we brought up Sweet Transvestite, I think I’ll stick with Rocky. It’s basically the same thing.

And how can we even speak about Rocky without mentioning the one song that even Rocky virgins know! That, of course, would be The Time Warp.

You say you want to know how to do the Time Warp? Well, geez, just watch the video. It’s the one dance that’s even simpler than the Twist (1. Move your arms back and forth. 2. Shake your butt. 3. Repeat) or the White Man Shuffle (1. Dance like a white guy. 2. Repeat).

But if you need a schematic, then the good people at the official Rocky Horror Picture Show fan club got you covered here. And if you want some shoutouts to say during the video – which is not recommended at work - then the official Rocky Horror Picture Show FAQ has ‘em here. (Just how many “official” Rocky sites are there, anyway?)

Not work safe because, you know, it is Rocky.

Courtesy of lemonboy18. Lyrics here. Always fun misheard lyrics, especially when it’s Rocky, courtesy of Kiss This Guy here.