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3-26-08 Near and Far
Posted by gavortnik on March 26, 2008
Oh RAWK, you found Mah Nà Mah Nà. The weird thing is that I didn’t originally hear this one on The Muppet Show, but as a Flash animation on Newgrounds. It was a little cartoon of a blue guy/robot getting his head kicked off his body and the subsequent adventures that his body and head have to get reunited, and for the life of me I can’t find it.
But hey, that’s okay (and that’s a fact, ain’t it Jack?) cos that just gives me an excuse to put up a post that I’ve wanted to do for a while…
What Yoda was doing about 900 years before the Clone Wars! Turns out that he kinda bummed around the galaxy doing odd jobs, including those lost years as a male prostitute (hey, he’s just the right height for most of his customers – rim shot) before becoming a Jedi. In this rare holocron, courtesy of Jedi Master NantoVision, we see him doing one of those odd jobs: teaching juveniles of all races about Near and Far.
Oh come on, you didn’t know that Grover was Yoda? The superpowers, the Force flight, the knight’s helmet… none of that clued you in?
